the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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I'm not getting anymore dogs, they make too much of a fucking mess. My next pet is going to be a grumpy cat. I'm sure cats make a mess too, but I know they won't dig a hole to hell in my backyard and then track dirt all over the house.

I have a Grumpy cat. He's a Purebred Ragdoll. I won't defend my choice of getting him to anyone. There is an official grumpy cat all over the web.