FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

[kevvome]

And a dimension-ridden old hag is no good for me. Now if she were DEMENTIA-ridden it would help.

A lady killer and sharp as a tack too, I see.

She was psychic, and we've journeyed into the Twilight Zone, after all. Other dim...hell, nevermind.

Wordplay, foreplay...I like 'em both, but they're not everybody's cup of tea. I get it.

P.s. best check your email, kev. Bet it's bursting with G-spot photos already.

Shaking with excitement i checked my e mail and found.....nothing. Now this either means the ladies here HAVE NO G SPOT, or they are too shy to send me a pic of it, or they don't know where it is.
You are my last hope babydoll. Do I spend the rest of my life in pure ignorance at not knowing about this elusive G spot, or will you send me a pic of this undiscovered (by me) part of the female body that can (apparently) drive her to heights of sexual pleasure that can instantly turn her into a raging nymphomaniac with no other thought than to satisfy her perverted lust on an unsuspecting guy such as I. I must find out....before it's too late and I start jerking off to ladies ear lobes again.
i KNOW YOU HATE ME FOR BEING TOO MACHO BUT pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze Help a fellow human who only wants to find the key to his future happiness. I shall repay you with tales of dastardly deeds done under intense pressure from cock hungry chicks that only want my body as an object for them to orgasm all over me night and day, day and night. xxxx.
I love you. There, I'VE SAID IT.