03-13-2014, 07:18 PM
"It's the complete story of your life. Page for page, word for word." What part of that don't you understand, Magpie? This is twilight zone shit, not a Benjamin Franklin autobiography.
It would start something like this....
To the as-yet unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.
I have caught life. I have come down with life. I was a wisp of undifferentiated nothingness, and then a little peephole opened quite suddenly. Light and sound poured in. Voices began to describe me and my surroundings. Nothing they said could be appealed. They said I was a girl named Sally, and that was that. They said the year was 1975, and that was that. They said I was in Quincy, Mass, and that was that.
They never shut up. Year after year they piled detail upon detail. They do it still. You know what they say now? They say the year is 2014, and that I am thirty eight years old.
Blah blah blah.
It would start something like this....
To the as-yet unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.
I have caught life. I have come down with life. I was a wisp of undifferentiated nothingness, and then a little peephole opened quite suddenly. Light and sound poured in. Voices began to describe me and my surroundings. Nothing they said could be appealed. They said I was a girl named Sally, and that was that. They said the year was 1975, and that was that. They said I was in Quincy, Mass, and that was that.
They never shut up. Year after year they piled detail upon detail. They do it still. You know what they say now? They say the year is 2014, and that I am thirty eight years old.
Blah blah blah.