Nice looking Plumber's crack . . . . . . .

[HairOfTheDog]

At least with the Depends I don't have to worry about finding a ladies room.

They're supposed to be an alternative to traditional toileting, not a short-cut for lazy old hags who just don't wanna get on up outta the rocking chair during commercial breaks!

Well shit. That ruins that.

Not necessarily ruined, but definitely messy.

You could opt for the "extra protection, odor absorbent" type if you really want or need to go there.

MS's IBS will probably be in advanced mode by the time you're that lazy or immobile -- he'd probably be willing to give you tips if you send him a boob shot.