the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

The majority of the passengers on that plane must have been old fuckers!
That's why they had to emergency land.

Anyway, you know you're getting "Old" is when . . .


. . . your sweetie says, "Let’s go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, pick one, I can't do both!"

. . . a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

. . . when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

. . . when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

. . . "getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

. . . "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking without help.