Introduction

[ChicagoBorn]

I don't know why I assumed you were a man initially, ChicagoBorn.

I've been reading you like a woman.

If you don't mind specifying (no problem if you'd rather not), should I be thinking of you as a filthy bitch or a dirty bastard when you put on your "grammer" nazi hat? At which, btw, you blow (or suck)!

P.s. I don't use the Urban Dictionary except to look up words and phrases tossed about -- I'm not that cool. The sample sentences there almost always make me laugh, though.

I do believe that I'd be classified as a Bitch more than I would a Bastard; even though technically they are both correct. (Long story.) So, filthy bitch, cranky bitch, crazy bitch, hormonal bitch, smokin bitch, cry-baby bitch, corporate bitch, one tired bitch, crappy grammar bitch, and least we not forget damn carrying bitch! Yep! Yep! All of those would describe me on any given day.

I completely suck (for just for you. .. blow) at grammar, and I shall own that one. In the event I have a post with perfect grammar you will know it's not really me... It's an impostor!

I do get a slight pass; it was my Grammer that died a few weeks ago. (Blow-hard) BaaaaaahahHaha!

I was just introduced to the Urban Dictionary a couple of months ago. .. We were entertained for half a day. We laughed so hard - some of that shit is absolutely unbelievable!