The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[Blindgreed1]

I am blonde. That has to count for something.

Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.

If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.

If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.

I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.

You texted a pic of your crank to MY mother as well you sick son of a bitch!!!

That reminds me... You should have mentioned her snoring. I thought we were tight bro.