The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte

you should have stopped right there, it's obvious.

So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too?
If you're referring to cutsona then yes I am quite familiar with him.

Other than those two things try not to be so wordy... Hukdt on fonix didn't work for me... because i'm

Ah, I see.

No worries, your limited attention span and elementary school wit won't be a problem here, Dawg. There is no "pass" or "fail" crieria or anything like that, it's an open playground.

FYI -- I don't change-up to cater to the lowest common denominator (you, in this case) in any context. And, I won't tell you what you should do... arrogant dimwits are best qualified to post those kinds of comments.

Welcome again and good luck...