Slim Pickins

[SyberBitch]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

I'm pretty speechless right now. I know this is going to seem put-on, but it's not. I'm highly disappointed. Your first post made me think you were going to be bright and interesting, but after reading your response above, you are clearly a boring, mediocre, soupy ass bitch that can't spell "patience." Your work and education are beyond boring. Even the part that could have saved your ass was rendered pathetic and boring: what kind of moron goes into Elementary Education and THEN decides they don't have patience for kids?

Even your movies were boring. "2 Girls and 1 Finger" is perfect - it's probably a lame-ass foreign documentary on Siamese twins that hate kids and fix computers, with one bitching about the suck choice in careers. Fixing computers ... does it get any more boring than that!?

I thought QueenBee and ramseycat where mediocre soup chickens but you might take the cake. I sincerely hope you improve from this point forward.

Oh dear, I did misspell a word, didn't I? Well, that's what I get for drinking that damned tequila this early. I guess I'll have to do penance later.

Sorry if my career choice bores you. I'm sure your career choice of collecting tolls in a turnpike booth or some such is so much more rewarding and interesting. At least it's steady eh? Just don't forget to wear those little plastic gloves so you don't get jizz on your fingers from angry drivers.

And '2 girls 1 finger' is a disgusting flick about these two chicks playing with you, over and over. You'd really have to see it to understand. I'm scarred for life, truly.