@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

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.....or is that sexy bitch doing the shorts/tee thing?

That's me to a tee right now (although I'd drop the sexy part). It wasn't a nightmare...

Somewhere around 2am this 15 year old kid told me to come see something RIGHT NOW!! I zombied out of bed to find that yes, there are indeed 100's of little God knows what mini spiders (I'm pretty sure they're spiders--they have 8 legs as far as I can tell without my spectacles) marching around my upstairs, hallway ceiling. I've been googling and trying to get one of the fuckers without completely smashing it to take over to the local nursery to identify it so I can promptly kill the entire lot (there's a lesson in here about the middle east...).

We need a giant, crazy muslim vacuum. Without going to the nursery yet, my initial research results tell me to vacuum them all up in to eternity as a start. It makes sense. It's a hell of a lot easier to vacuum the suckers off a dry wall as opposed to one that's plastered with wet, dead spiders. One poster suggested Pledge to keep them away. I dunno. Most of the time, I want something that won't kill my children along with the spiders so natural sounds good. I also don't want something that's going to drip down the walls all over my carpet (key). Wish me luck.