@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

[Midwest Spy]

It's all taken care of.

I've sentenced myself to wearing horse-blinders while I'm away from home. Never again will a pretty woman catch my attention out of my peripheral vision.

Problem

Solved

You have the right to remain silent, but quite obviously lack the smarts to exercise it.

I'd like to persuade you to join my team again.

Have I told you lately how smart, funny, clever and devastatingly beautiful you are?

I need you.

Oh, and I'll also help YOU with your Scrabble skills.

Everybody wins.