The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[JsMom]

I have a friend who's higher up in the Make a Wish Foundation.

I'm trying to work a deal for Jessica Alba to visit Baldawg should he become gravely ill.

I had to tell my friend that The Dawg was 10 years old. But, I didn't feel like I was being deceptive given Baldwag's level of maturity and all.

Forget Alba and make it Richard Simmons and Baldy will be giving mustache rides to heaven.

mustache rides.