08-13-2014, 12:27 AM
"My female" sounds so clinical or possessive; like she's your subject or pet. Same with "my male" in reference to a boyfriend or husband.
Hadn't heard either of them used as nouns in a personal context like that before.
I'm used to hearing and reading gender specifications as adjectives in a personal context, usually to differentiate between members of a mixed-sex group. Like, "my female friends are all coming over to watch Lifetime." Or, "my male dog slobbers a lot and it pisses my female dog off because she's an uppity bitch like that."
Wait...you don't have a male fiance too, do you? (Rhetorical; you don't seem like a two-timer.)
I'm mostly just messing with you, Cutz -- I'm probably just outta the lingo loop due to our age differences. Plus, if your little woman doesn't object, that's all that matters.
Hadn't heard either of them used as nouns in a personal context like that before.
I'm used to hearing and reading gender specifications as adjectives in a personal context, usually to differentiate between members of a mixed-sex group. Like, "my female friends are all coming over to watch Lifetime." Or, "my male dog slobbers a lot and it pisses my female dog off because she's an uppity bitch like that."
Wait...you don't have a male fiance too, do you? (Rhetorical; you don't seem like a two-timer.)
I'm mostly just messing with you, Cutz -- I'm probably just outta the lingo loop due to our age differences. Plus, if your little woman doesn't object, that's all that matters.