Guess I'm in the 21st Century

[Carsman]

I hope they sanitize those things between costumers. Chances are, they probably wiped it down with the same dirty bar rag they've been using on the last 12 tables.

Yep again, that's why we both carry personal size hand sanitizer bottles. And we wash our hands with it before we eat, especially even after we handle the "constantly handled" menus.