VIOLENCE VS SEX

[Midwest Spy]

Do you intend to answer your kids questions regarding same sex partners in a fair and balanced way? Would you have been the parent who told the kids that a man was beating a woman rather than tell them the truth? Just curious. You're entitled to your opinion.

Well Duchess, your dream scenario has come true.

Today, on the way home from the gym, with my 2 kids in back, my oldest starts talking about marriage. How old does be have to be, etc. he's going on and suddenly asks me, 'can a boy marry a boy?' holy shit, I bet my face turned white.

I said, with composure, yes, Will, a boy can marry a boy. However, you can't have any children. Then he asks if a girl can marry a girl, and I said, yep. To which my 5-year old daughter chirped in, "and girls CAN have babies."

So we get home, I run into change, and my wife comes running in. " Will says he's going to marry a boy." I told her how it had come up and how I had answered.

Now we hope he forgets all about this for the next 15 years, but he won't.

LOL.