08-24-2014, 09:47 AM
A thread for amusing 911 calls
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^ 53-year-old William McDaniel was outraged. He was at the strip joint and gave a pretty little philly $350 for a private dance. When he started getting all sexually aggressive, she pulled away. At which point, he thought to himself, "WTF?!, my wallet's fat and I STILL can't get a piece -- it ain't right!"
Well, hey, it's gotta suck when you can't get a stripper to let you do her in Butte on a Saturday night.
So, naturally, Willy called 911 to report the woman for rejecting his advances and the cops high-tailed it straight over to Sagebrush Sam's strip joint in Butte, Montana where -- despite Willy's mansplaining and the stripper being such a tease and all -- he was arrested on-the-spot for solicitation of prostitution.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20...weird-news
If this guy wasn't wasted outta his mind (and even if he was, really) he's one sorry dipshit.
^ 53-year-old William McDaniel was outraged. He was at the strip joint and gave a pretty little philly $350 for a private dance. When he started getting all sexually aggressive, she pulled away. At which point, he thought to himself, "WTF?!, my wallet's fat and I STILL can't get a piece -- it ain't right!"
Well, hey, it's gotta suck when you can't get a stripper to let you do her in Butte on a Saturday night.
So, naturally, Willy called 911 to report the woman for rejecting his advances and the cops high-tailed it straight over to Sagebrush Sam's strip joint in Butte, Montana where -- despite Willy's mansplaining and the stripper being such a tease and all -- he was arrested on-the-spot for solicitation of prostitution.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20...weird-news
If this guy wasn't wasted outta his mind (and even if he was, really) he's one sorry dipshit.