911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
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Women are always getting men in trouble.

[Image: mug-shot-doyle%20hardwick.jpg]

^ Doyle Hardwick was tired of his little woman wanting to sit next to him; the man just wanted to check his Facebook in peace for Christ's sake.

So, he plied her with 8 beers and ordered her to go to bed. But, Mrs. Hardwick stood her ground and stayed planted on the sofa right next to her man.

Well, Doyle had had just about enough of that shit. He called the cops to report that his wife wouldn't got to bed like she was supposed to -- and he stayed on the line til they arrived at the couple's trailer. As to why he called 911, Hardwick told the deputy, "I just wanted someone to make my wife do what I wanted her to do."

Doyle the dolt was charged with misusing the 911 system and did 60 days in a Florida jail after failing to appear and having a warrant issued.

He'd previously called 911 to request a free ride to his daughter's house and to report neighbors for shitting in old fuel tanks.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2...d_chec.php
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911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 09:47 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by ramseycat - 08-24-2014, 09:53 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Duchess - 08-24-2014, 10:11 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 10:18 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Cutz - 08-24-2014, 11:14 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 12:48 PM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2014, 11:30 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Duchess - 08-24-2014, 11:42 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Blindgreed1 - 08-25-2014, 11:23 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Maggot - 08-24-2014, 11:37 AM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by HairOfTheDog - 01-30-2020, 06:46 PM
RE: 911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! - by Maggot - 01-30-2020, 07:26 PM