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09-08-2014, 11:25 PM
(09-08-2014, 11:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh sure, Cars, blame the cavemen.

I've got a couple of cow joke that makes the cavemen's joke look good, though.

Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
.....A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!

Q: What do you call masturbating cattle?
.....A: Beef strokin’ off.

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Did you know? - by Maggot - 09-06-2014, 10:47 PM
RE: Did you know? - by HairOfTheDog - 09-06-2014, 10:58 PM
RE: Did you know? - by QueenBee - 09-06-2014, 11:45 PM
RE: Did you know? - by Carsman - 09-06-2014, 11:45 PM
RE: Did you know? - by HairOfTheDog - 09-07-2014, 02:09 AM
RE: Did you know? - by Carsman - 09-08-2014, 03:25 AM
RE: Did you know? - by HairOfTheDog - 09-08-2014, 09:23 AM
RE: Did you know? - by Carsman - 09-08-2014, 11:34 AM
RE: Did you know? - by Maggot - 09-07-2014, 07:54 AM
RE: Did you know? - by HairOfTheDog - 09-07-2014, 09:15 AM
RE: Did you know? - by HairOfTheDog - 09-08-2014, 11:13 PM
RE: Did you know? - by Carsman - 09-08-2014, 11:25 PM