We don't give a fuck about Canada

[Duchess]

I imagine they have some good places to ski. I hate skiing.

There's lots to do up north. Cross country skiing is beautiful when you have gorgeous scenery, you don't have to zip down a mountain, you can take it a lot slower. Snowmobiling is fun and so is tubing down giant hills. The land up there is carved from glaciers...and everybody drinks. Getting shitfaced in front of big stone fireplaces is fun too.