the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

Garp was born because his mother the nurse fucked a soldier that was in a coma in the hospital. He had a hardon probably the only thing that worked. Thus the affiliation with fucking a passed out drunk that was on Viagra before he went into a self induced coma.

What color is the sky where you folks come from?

Same color as your sky, mister.

What was Garp's mom's name? Uh-huh.

I read the book, baby.