the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[sally]

Now I have something else wrong with me. This is the second month that my period is unusually light, just a little pinkish brown spotting. I'm either pregnant, starting early menopause, having a reaction from the IUD, or have cancer. Or worms.

Have you ever considered a psychiatrist? One of them might be able to help with that hypochondria of yours.

It's not exactly hypochondria, I've been posting here since 2008 and this is the first I've posted about any health problems. Not even during a pregnancy.

I don't ever go to the doctor. I went because of a headache I was having for months and then they found all kinds of other shit wrong with me that doesn't even relate to it. They're making me a nervous wreck.