01-23-2009, 12:54 AM
edit: fuck... what keeps happening to my formatting???
[user=115]Bornwermy[/user] wrote:
Maybe if I weren't half paralyzed by your pustulant, zit infested face and carrion breath, I could wrench free from the death grip of your pudgy, nail-bitten hands long enough to crawl away before your spongy, fungus ridden tongue drips enough rancid saliva on my pants to dehydrate you to death. I don't want to be accuse of involuntary manslaughter, after all.
[user=116]
And yet here I am, trying to remove you from my pant leg like trying to peel wax out of a carpet. Of course, it's hard to blame you when this is the most female attention you've had since you were born.
(ya know what? this little fucker isn't bad! )
[user=115]Bornwermy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Maybe, if your razor sharp leg hairs weren't incessantly spiking my nutt sac and you could somehow fix that shovel face of yours, my cock wouldn't be trying to recede away from your unworthy ass
Maybe if I weren't half paralyzed by your pustulant, zit infested face and carrion breath, I could wrench free from the death grip of your pudgy, nail-bitten hands long enough to crawl away before your spongy, fungus ridden tongue drips enough rancid saliva on my pants to dehydrate you to death. I don't want to be accuse of involuntary manslaughter, after all.
[user=116]
Quote:Obviously, you're a tribade with a underlying pedo fetish for small boys, the way you channel your desires for small dicks in underoos...Skip trying to project your lusts on me, you furry, twisted lesbo. Perhaps if you weren't constantly having your nasty dyke friends fist fuck your busted up twat, the few guys that are stupid and desperate enough to stick their dick in you, wouldn't feel like their throwing a hotdog down a hallway.[/user]
And yet here I am, trying to remove you from my pant leg like trying to peel wax out of a carpet. Of course, it's hard to blame you when this is the most female attention you've had since you were born.
Quote:maybe Oscar Mayer will spot you and sponsor your floppy pussy in a wiener eating contest.One thing for sure, you wouldn't be in the casting call since your little nubbin wouldn't show up on film.
(ya know what? this little fucker isn't bad! )