The 2015 trivial drivel thread

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Happy belated birthday, user. The gently used panties I sent you should arrive shortly.

Thank Christ you had the presence of mind not to get behind it and try to stop it. Seriously, people have tried that and it killed at least one of them that I heard about. Someone did something similar in my driveway and their unmanned car took out one of the brick wings on the side of my garage. I'm glad you weren't hurt. Don't ever again try to stop it, just let it go.

Yeah, as it was, I'm lucky I didn't get knocked over by the open door or otherwise lose my footing and end up with my leg getting rolled over by a tire. Thank GOD it never even occurred to me to try to get behind it and stop the stupid thing. I'm not the Hulk FFS. I know that would have ended badly.