05-30-2015, 04:41 PM
(05-30-2015, 11:26 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-30-2015, 09:15 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Whoa, whoa, whoa...hold on there. I'm a 1 woman man. No trades allowed.
Well, that's just...........kinda cool.
Now, I feel a little guilty for treating you like a sex object to be passed around to my friends.
You're getting an extra thick slice of Spam on your next sammich.
And I guarantee there would be no discussions of artificial Christmas trees during our little fling. Video recording (consensual).....perhaps...but no Christmas tree shopping (at least for another 6 months)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.