NO ORAL SEX

[HairOfTheDog]

I think your heart will be mended instantly when you catch up on the Mock Match-Ups thread.

No, I think my heart will always shed a tear knowing that little piece of information.

I like user; she has that whole wild-child, dark sordid past thing happening, with a dose of Clare Dunphy milfy-mom and a very healthy untamed inner slut. It's a fantastic mix. But Sally just... just 'gets' me. I think she was deflecting.

Hey, I think YOU'RE deflecting.

I mean, since sal's your choice of mock match and she feels about the same in regards to oral sex as I do, seems to me that she's the one to blame for your weeping heart. She's cold like that alright.

I'm just a warm innocent bystander unjustly shouldering the burden of your tears -- an angel really.