Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone!

[HairOfTheDog]

Happy Birthday, Boneface. My make believe girlfriend will be stopping by later to give you your birthday beating. Seasons Beatings!

By all means Clunk, keep the girlfriend fiction going! Thanks!

I wish she was fiction. I would have written her hotter. She's a cute female version of Little Nicky. If this wasn't my only option for love and to end my 41 year drought, I'd already be off this crazy train.

I figured Little Nicky was a rapper and just asked my niece if he was any good. She'd never heard of him, so I looked it up.



Little Nicky is an Adam Sandler character who wears a powder blue jacket with a hood and a scowl.

What a coincidence that your girlfriend Ginny is wearing a powder blue hooded jacket and a scowl in that pic you linked in the other thread.

I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.