HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH

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Awww, you guys get me all mellow and mushy inside. Thanks so much to each and every one, love you all.

This was without a doubt the most memorable birthday ever as it was the most dreadful!

Fuck all to do, nothing to drink, nobody else but me and a half empty bottle of baby oil. It does make you walk funny if you get in on the bottom of your feet! Fast, no doubt, but still, funny. However, I shall be celebrating next weekend, whatever happens. I shall drown myself in this delightful misery.

Mmmmwuaaaa!

I prefer margerine, but to each his own. Happy Berf-day buddy!