The Odd, Strange, Bizarre and Weird

[Clang McFly]

She felt guilty.

And the cycle continues because now and then I feel guilty for being a screw up of a son who cheated her out of seeing me obtain a decent job, wife and start a family of my own before she died.

Don't.

You saved her from the embarrassment and shame of a convenience store firing, a divorce and emotionally unstable grandchildren.

Convenience store firing? I don't think so. I am Teflon Man....nothing so far is sticking to me. Or maybe I'll get hit with all the write-ups at once at my performance review in August.
Divorce? Nah, I'll stay in a miserable, loveless marriage just for some yearly pity sex.
You'll be glad if my kids are unstable emotionally or otherwise, since once they're old enough they can join Mock and start the "All About Clang's Kids" thread.