The 2015 trivial drivel thread

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I've been trying for hours to find a fill-in for a sick fill-in caregiver. Denied.

So, I'm working a rehab attendant assignment from 11:30 pm to 5:30 am.

The staff at the rehab are pissy; I'm in dread mode.

Can you at least steal some pills while you're there?

I could do that work....provided I could pack in some booze, ear plugs and there was a sleep number bed waiting there for me (sleep number 40, thanks).