Those darned Americans!

[HairOfTheDog]

Now I need my head massaged HotD (from all this thinking and writing) and I'd bet you're very good (and bad) when you want to be.

I won't be massaging your hollow head or your swollen one, Aesop.

With no basis whatsoever but your presumptuous mulling, you've transformed a few proud men who did a good thing into ones who should view themselves (and be viewed by others) as "needy" and deserving of charitable contributions.

If you're that desperate to create a rags-to-riches fairy tale with a happy ending, you're better off calling 1-900-SEXYSAL than trying to have a realistic exchange with me or FAHQTOO.