Not exactly a newbie....

[HairOfTheDog]

As the only post with a glimmer of an IQ that ISN'T in the single digit range, I will tell you, Dog, my purposes here are not to be revealed to just anyone who comes along asking. Take care where you tread; the reach of Mephistopheles is long and wide, and I will make my own choices, your recommendations notwithstanding.

Well, how mighty superior, covert, frightening, ungrateful, and independent of you.

I'll look forward to you gracing us with your sinister presence in the main forum then, soul collector.