Not exactly a newbie....

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....I engage in conversation with whom I choose, and in a manner which is beneficial to me and to my ultimate goal.

Carry on, titmouse. Carry on.

Oh puhleeze....

"...ultimate goal".

I'm really trying to be patient and welcoming but you're not only boring, you're coming across as a total nutfuck. Please stop, remove the tinfoil cap for a moment and at least pretend like you're semi-sane...

I'm working on preparing documents for our tax accountant. THAT is giving me a fucking headache (do you file tax returns or still use the 1040EZ or whatever it's called these days)? I can't take stupid right now...I'm sorry. Maybe we can resume our brief love affair tomorrow but for tonight... I have to break up with you, biker bitch. Try not to let it break your heart or worse yet, prevent you from pursuing your ultimate goals.