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[Midwest Spy]

I think I poke MS because he took Dick's place. I used to love pushin' his buttons. I'd say shit just to get him fired up. I thought that was very entertaining. I'm so warped.

Yeah sure, Dick and I are soooo alike.

Both really smart, good looking, athletic, and know our way around a woman's body (that's a whole 'nother story).

He was better than me though at shootiing zinger's. Remarkably quick-witted.