ALL-AMERICAN

[HairOfTheDog]

OK, now you are just trying to turn me on. I wouldn't want to disarm her though. I live a risky life and love it.

She looks spry and might wanna play hard to get. So, I hope you're up for the challenge.

Chasing an armed, elderly, unisexual on a unicycle around the big top could be risky business alright.

Maybe it's better to play it a little safer and just ask for one of these for Christmas.



You don't have to use it on the couch; it could come in handy out in the woods too.