RE: the 2016 trivial drivel thread

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I suppose you're right. The old lazy bat is trashing up the whole fucking neighborhood.

Hoarders. Actually, I did a hell of a job putting up all the Christmas decorations and cleaning up the garage today. I could fit a car in there right now. I give it about a week before it's a wreck again though.

If I were to cut up someone's tree for them in good deed fashion, I'd at least leave a note (even if it were anonymous or signed the "tree elf") just to take away a bit of the creep factor but whatever. I've lived here 20 years and always take my tree out front (sometimes for a couple of days) until I have time to chop it up to fit in the waste can. If one of the numbers did it, it would be surprising after all this time. But whatever...if they were out to kill me, I don't think they'd say "hey, before I kill that family, I'm going to chop up their tree and put it in the waste bin for them". No logic in that.