WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

[Donovan]

Have you ever been asked that online?

Have you ever been in Mock in your pjs?

Do you ever eat or drink in Mock?

Are you a good kisser?

No, but one time an anonymous person who never revealed themselves paid some phone sex operator to call me at work. Legit.

I've been here butt nekkid.

I've eaten and drank while here buttnekkid.

My relative skill at kissing increases exponentially with lower head elevation relative to the kissee. Probably why my dog is so fond of me.