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A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old
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(03-10-2016, 12:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-10-2016, 12:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-09-2016, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang needs a gong. So every time he walks in a room a midget can whack it.
Is the midget from Game of Thrones available?

Unfortunately, that talented little guy is all booked up.

However, there is an over-the-hill Oompa Loompa who's looking for side work as a gong-banger.

[Image: Oompa-Loompas-Willy-Wonka-006.jpg?w=700&...bd8c367f25]

Though he's known to indulge in psychadelics from time to time, he doesn't mind sharing and the chicks love him -- wouldn't be the worst guy to have underfoot.

Looks too much like a mini Trump. Pass.
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RE: A few reasons to still be a virgin at 30 & 40 yrs old - by Clang McFly - 03-10-2016, 08:52 PM