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hypothetical: calling all evil vagina monsters
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(04-06-2016, 01:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: LOL if only I had some sort of jedi mind tricks to get me out of this.


You need a stable home life. Find a decent apartment, preferably in an old Victorian, they have tons of charm and maybe a fireplace and lots of built-ins for all your books. Buy a crockpot so dinner is cooking while you're at work and it smells divine when you come in after a long day. Get some nice bedding *wiggles eyebrows* and use vanilla plugins throughout your new home. Smells are a mindfuck, don't forget that, it can be good or it can be bad, you want good.

What exactly do you look for in a woman? Are your expectations too high and no woman, no where, will ever meet them?
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RE: hypothetical: calling all evil vagina monsters - by Duchess - 04-06-2016, 02:28 PM