SIGNS OF OLD AGE

[HairOfTheDog]

I can't read small type anymore without glasses.

It's All Over Now Baby Blue.

That's no big deal; glasses on a man can be attractive and don't affect your overall virility.

However, now that you can see more clearly, you've probably noticed that your sack is starting to sag and shrivel, which could seriously do you in IF you don't address it soon.

There's hope though -- anti-ageing cosmetic scrotoplasty and ball-ironing procedures are all the rage for the 50+ body-conscious male. It's true; I read it in the DailyMail. I don't think those ops are covered by Obamacare though, so better start saving up man.