Dreams interpreted by "Aunty Flow"

[aussiefriend]

Clang, I don't mean to pull rank on you here, but my drunken posts are probably some of the best posts ever in Mock! I mean, who else in here can claim to have been kicked out of Lady Cops Cell Block by Sphincter Cop? That's right, I am the sole recipient of that honor.

So please sit down you are embarrassing yourself.

I don't remember you being kicked out, aussie. Are you talking about the time you offended SC enough to actually close a thread? I thought you were being an asshole then, but you seemed perfectly sober.

Nah, I staggered in there one night and was calling everyone cuntface. Got kicked out and told to take it into the main forum. Which, surprisingly, I managed to do.