12-06-2016, 09:01 PM
(12-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Have you ever hung up the phone on someone? Yes. Its part of my job to so if a person is being rude and using offensive language. I have to give them a warning first though.
Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket? Yes. I did that this past weekend at the Empire State Plaza tree lighting.
Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield? Yes.
When's the last time you washed your vehicle? Never. That's what rain is for.
Do you wrap gifts or use a bag? Wrap.
Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer? No, that was given to Mrs Claus in the divorce.
I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes? No, I might bum a cigarette or two off him. If he's smoking the mistletoe he better puff,puff, pass.
Do you have Christmas lights outside your home? No.:(
Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU? Yes. But only as a joke. Not seriously.