02-13-2009, 10:21 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:Shy Guy Wrote:[color="navy"]I'll take that as a "Yes Shy Guy [/color]You'll take any answer as a yes, including a sledge hammer bashing you repeatedly in the forehead with 'no' imprinted on it.
So do you. I will show you.
[color="red"]Actual transcript of Cyberbitch at a certain restuarant. (names have been changed for reasons of Privacy.)
[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] Hi welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you.
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Hi! I will just have a salad. I have to lose 50 lbs *oink*
[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] OK good idea Ma'am. So it was just a salad?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes please. *oink*
[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] No fries or drinks with that?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes. That won't hurt. *oink*
[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] Large fries?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes
[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] OK. Do you want a Coke, A Spite or a Fanta or a Thickshake?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Oh yes they would be nice. *oink*
[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] What all of them? Choclate , Strawberry or Vanilla Thickshake?
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Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes!
[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] OK is that the lot?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes of course. Do you have any hamburgers? I don't want to get aenemic.
[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] Do you want it upsized?
[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Oh Dear God Yes!!!!
[color="navy"] Disgruntled Customer:[/color] No wonder the bitch's ass is so big. What's with her freaky eyebrows?[/color]
See Sweetie. You can't say no either.