RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Mark, if she doesn't have this baby soon she is going to explode! She is so cumbersome. She was pissy with the vet last night and ran him out of the stall. She's had enough of this. Other than physical symptoms she won't show signs of labor, as in the wild that would be a sign of vulnerability.

April is 15, this is her 4^th baby.

Her mate, Oliver, is 5. This is his first. He'll take no part in raising this baby. He thinks about 2 things only, food & fucking.

Those things on their heads are called ossicones.

I'm waaay too into this giraffe.