ARE YOU GOING TO GET LAID?

[Clang McFly]

the neighbors yard is less than a foot or two from my bedroom window

I felt complete horror when I read that.

Yeah it sucks, plus they have a trampoline. The kids can just bounce over the fence and get an eyeful of me in my usual state of undress or en femme.(I'm not keeping my blinds closed because some landlord/building planner made bad decisions) Plus I can see the patio/balcony of their second floor, I assume they can look down and see into my bedroom as well.

When they're outside bouncing on the trampoline just lift up your dress and press your dick and balls up against the window. They'll never want to jump on that trampoline again

And then I'll have to register as a sex offender and have a whole new reason women avoid me. Yay!