ROTARY PHONES

[sally]

When my husband went to Guantanamo Bay

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Ok it wasn't Guantanamo, it was just the county jail on a pot charge. But they wouldn't set bail until he could prove he came here legally. His dad is one if those freaks that thought marijuana was one of the worst drugs in the world and should be punishable up to life in prison so he took his sweet ass time getting the documents together. So he spent a month there. That was in 92 so by that time it was one of those high tech plastic phones with the buttons, but I do remember having a rotary phone as a kid.