Would you rather fly or be invisible?

[SyberBitch]

Married to a hideous gastropod like you I am not surprised he had a wandering eye.

Many gastropods are quite lovely and Frank thinks that my resemblance to a giant body pillow is hawt.

I realize it's difficult for your schizoid mind to come to terms with your vertically challenged body, fetid rotting mouth and canker sores, all of which leaves you to find solace in the company of small rodents (which you probably strongly identify with, aside from them being 'cute'). However, if your shadow fiancee ever proves to have a 'wandering eye', I'm sure you'll simply carve it out some night for your collection in that secret room you keep. I doubt she'll miss it much... she'll be so grateful, much like Ramsey, to simply have found someone to fuck her. Even if she does have to compensate for your tiny, flaccid penis.

But thanks for the feedback!