Okay, I'm going to say it

[LuMPyPussy]

So go stick a turkey baster up your ass, suck out the contents andthrust it down your throat and enjoy your dinner. ::thumbs::

Would this be the same turkey baster you use for sex because no man alive would dare to touch your ugly cunt.

Not that I have personal knowledge on the subject, but a baster is used for impregnation, not 'sex'.

So you've basically shoved your face in a steaming pile of OP shit. Again. Like the smell much?

Are you that stupid its long and round You stick it in. Of course you would have to have some knowledge of sex to understand it. Seeing as you never had a man make love to you I guess you may not know. It would be the same as the strap on dildo your lesbian lover uses.

Which you're obviously very familiar with.

By the way, sticking an inanimate object up a vagina does not make happy sexy time. You might want to keep that in mind next time you decide to fuck your girlfriend/wife/corpse.