Can you have an argument or ....

[Middle Finger]

It's funny to watch you try to make yet another retarded relationship seem normal.

You really are a prude. Because he is younger than me, it's not normal? No wonder you bang your body pillow. You probably bore your wife to death.

It's not normal because, in addition to the glaring difference in saggy skin, it has to remain hidden from certain people.

WTF is wrong with him? Why isn't he with someone near his age? He should be with women in their lower or mid twenties for crying out loud.

I don't tell my kids about our relationship because I NEVER tell them unless I know that the relationship is going to last. How is that wrong? His age has nothing to do with it. And he likes older women because they don't play games, are not jealous and flighty, they know what they want, and are usually more mature. Nothing weird about that.

WHY are you so against dating someone younger?

How old are these kids that you have to pretend this guy is just some mysteriously platonic associate versus the fuck buddy everyone with half a brain would identify him as? You realize that no normal person would think you guys are just friends, unless this guy is plainly retarded and can't socialize with people his own general age bracket.