Fuck Ramsey. This is the real Friday thread.

[Middle Finger]

I sometimes think of a hump-chunk as a short fat person trying to get off with someone.

Funny. That's what I think of you.

Please use your thinking sparingly. You will run out of hiding spots for your boy toy sooner if you don't.

Yea, I guess that would be a problem if I hid him. But since I don't and your pea brain can't seem to grasp that, it's ok. In face when we went to lunch yesterday, we walked out together right in front of everyone!!

You said you did hide the real deal about him from your kids. You hide your dysfunctional relationship #2, period. It doesn't matter to me from who, or how many, the fact is you hide him. That is a red flag that it is wrong, or that you engage in bad relationships (your fault).