07-26-2009, 09:37 AM
Mock2zuma Wrote:I just LOOOOOOOOOVE the definition of alcoholism these days.Duchess Wrote:Not surprised, maybe a bit curious as to why someone would want to come across as being boastful of their stupid, drunken moments.Because I have come to terms with my "disease" known as severe alcoholism. (Kinda funny how the dolts at AA meetings call it a "disease")
The first step in recovering from this "disease," is to put on a front and mock the fucktards who keep telling you that you are in denial.
AADimwit: You have to admit that you have a serious problem
Mock2zuma: I'm a social drinker... I never drink alone... I don't even do it everyday.
AADimwit: You are an alcoholic, you have a disease you must admit this if you are to ever better yourself.
Mock2zuma: ...
AADimwit: Alcohol was a devise created by Satan to tempt mankind into purgatory
Mock2zuma: Neat
AADimwit: ...
Mock2zuma: ...
AADimwit: If you ever want help or have any questions I am here for you.
Mock2zuma: Cool if I get a cup of coffee?
AADimwit: UGH!
::dlaugh::
Some "professionals" say the qualifications are that you consume 6 drinks a week every week. Say what?
So the everyday schmuck who stops for a single beer on the way home from work each day and quaffs one down while grilling on the deck on Saturday is an alcoholic? ::blink::
In my neighborhood six beers is a whistle wetter in preparation to head out to the bar where the REAL drinking begins!
I realize that different locations have varying standards of acceptable volumes/frequencies of consumption which define alcoholism. (Local societal norms if you will) But really......a drink a day 6 days a week? Give me a break!
Back to the topic, WTF is wrong with these people? At the very least they should be responsible enough to NOT let an infant in harms way!
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